As much as I like Christmas, there is always the problem of what to get for people. It wouldn't be so bad if people would give you lists, but they don't. And then you just buy crap to be buying it because you're supposed to and it is usually terrible or else they already have it AND THEN CHRISTMAS IS RUINED. Maybe I just do not understand the people closest to me.
I think so far my dad is the only person who has clearly stated what he wanted for Christmas, and I appreciate that gesture. But on the other hand, I don't really know what I want for Christmas either. But just in case anybody wants to buy me some things, here are items I will accept:
- Some new sunglasses (not stunna shades)
- The Gravity Defyer Shoe
- Basically anything from Skymall actually
- Also some shoes that do not defy gravity
- Kitchen Confidential by Anthony Bourdain
- A Sherman tank
- A time slot on the local public access channel
- Enough money to start a restaurant (I'm looking at you here Davis)
- Bacon and bacon-related items including but not limited to:
- The bacon cookbook
- Bacon Salt
- Cinnamon-sugar bacon (although I probably don't need 4lbs of it)
- Socks that feel pleasing to the feet
- Whitman's Soho chocolate, these things sound tasty
- A sled
- Anything involving Roy D. Mercer
1 comment:
i have some bacon for you. i made it in lab!
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