This is going to be painful, but let's look at my predictions for today's first round of hot hot NCAA Tournament action (correct picks in bold):
Duke over West Virginia
Kansas State over Wisconsin
Xavier over Purdue
Notre Dame over Washington State
Stanford over Marquette
Kansas over UNLV
Pitt over Michigan State
UCLA over Texas A&M
Only 4/8 on those, and Stanford and UCLA were trying mighty hard to make me wrong on their games as well. A pretty miserable record indeed, if I do say so. But tomorrow is a new day! So here's what I've got for tomorrow:
Villanova over Siena
Texas over Miami
Tennessee over Butler
WKU over San Diego
Davidson over Georgetown (Upset Special!!!)
Memphis over Mississippi State
Louisville over Oklahoma
UNC over Arkansas
I don't really believe in the Davidson pick but I hate to call for the favored team to win in every game. That said, it'd be cool to see them win!
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Anyway, tomorrow (technically today) is Easter! A holiday that started out being about the rebirth of Jesus and somehow shifted to focus on chocolate rabbits that lay eggs and weird shiny fake grass in pastel-colored baskets! I'm hyped up!
My pick for best new (technically re-released, I guess) Easter candy this year is Orange Creme Hershey's Kisses. They're white chocolate with a pleasingly orange creamsicle swirl and they taste and smell surprisingly strongly of oranges. They're really sweet and you can't eat many at a time but maybe that's a good thing if you are predisposed to weight gain from eating candy! The texture is a little off-putting though; it doesn't have a smooth mouth feel like most Hershey's chocolate and kinda clings to your teeth like congealed vegetable oil. But if you can get around that, they're a nice little treat!
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THE DEPARTMENT OF TERRIFYING VIDEOS
This is the section where I will post Youtube videos that are unsettling in one or more ways!
#1 The Dancing Tongue Pig
Apparently this is from a 1907 film and it doesn't really get weird (relatively speaking) until the very end, when the giant dancing pig reveals his giant tongue and fangs. If you start watching this video, I require you to watch until the end! The music is awesome, though. I want an MP3 of it.
The pig reminds me of Bust Rod, the giant frog from the film "Forbidden Zone." He can be seen briefly in this trailer:
#2 It's Raining McCain
There are more terrible things than I can count about this video. It features John McCain's three youngest supporters doing a spirited reinterpretation of "It's Raining Men" about their favorite senile George W. Bush lapdog. I love how the white grandma lady's sweatshirt is close enough to the color of the greenscreen that her torso eerily fades in and out of existence at about a minute in. Not to mention the grandma lady's terrifying cougar faces throughout the whole video. Or the big black sumo woman splashing tiny John McCain bodies all over her face at 1:58.
Ugh.
Actually I guess that's really all I have right now. But that's more than enough terror for one blog post anyway. Check back tomorrow to ridicule my insane NCAA tournament prediction failings!
END OF BLOG POST
Sunday, March 23, 2008
Saturday, March 22, 2008
I already got beaten in the tournament
Alright, so here are my predictions from yesterday after a day in which three teams that lost to NC State advanced to the second round of the NCAA tournament. Correct predictions in bold:
Tennessee over American
Davidson over Gonzaga (Upset special!!!)
Miami over Saint Mary's
Drake over Western Kentucky
Butler over South Alabama
Georgetown over UMBC
Texas over Austin Peay
UCONN over San Diego
UNC over Mount St. Mary's
St. Joseph's over Oklahoma (Upset special!!!)
Vanderbilt over Siena
Oregon over Mississippi State
Indiana over Arkansas
Louisville over Boise State
Villanova over Clemson (Upset special!!!)
Memphis over Texas-Arlington
That's a grand total of 10/16, or .625. Terrible for a single day of the first round. Then again, it's pretty incredible that both of the 12 seeds and both of the 13 seeds won. I wonder if that's ever happened before. Apparently 51 people in the ESPN tournament challenge are 100% right so far which is also pretty amazing given the circumstances. Vegas Watch says the odds of going 64/64 with your tournament picks are "One in around 7.2 trillion. Ouch. If you did this 300 million times, there's a 1 in 23,924 chance that you'd go 64/64 in one. If you did it 6 billion times, it's 1 in 1,197."
Anyhow, the UCONN and WKU games were both particularly exciting, so hopefully that will create some more good matchups on Sunday. But for now here are my picks for tomorrow's matchups:
Duke over West Virginia
Kansas State over Wisconsin (Upset Special!!! Also I hate the Badgers with a passion!)
Xavier over Purdue
Notre Dame over Washington State (Upset Special!!!)
Stanford over Marquette
Kansas over UNLV
Pitt over Michigan State
UCLA over Texas A&M
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Here's something I heard today that I want to share but I know nobody else will actually listen to: The Most Unwanted Song. In 1996, Dave Soldier and Komar & Melamid undertook a project to try and quantify music to create both the most desired and the most undesired songs in the world, based on polling about what kind of genres, lyrics, instrumentation, and similar things that people liked and disliked.
The Most Wanted Song is a pretty boring pop song you could hear on any adult contemporary station, but The Most Unwanted Song is quite the adventure. It starts off with a harmonica/harp cowboy-style intro and segues into an opera singer rapping over tuba beats. It has accordions and bagpipes and childrens' choirs singing about holidays and telling you to "do all your shopping at Wal-Mart!" It's 22 minutes of some of the most incredible sounds you will ever hear. You can listen to it here:
And if you liked it that much, download it here. God how I'd love to play this on WKNC.
"Ramadan, Ramadan, lots of praying with no breakfast!"
END OF BLOG POST
Tennessee over American
Davidson over Gonzaga (Upset special!!!)
Miami over Saint Mary's
Drake over Western Kentucky
Butler over South Alabama
Georgetown over UMBC
Texas over Austin Peay
UCONN over San Diego
UNC over Mount St. Mary's
St. Joseph's over Oklahoma (Upset special!!!)
Vanderbilt over Siena
Oregon over Mississippi State
Indiana over Arkansas
Louisville over Boise State
Villanova over Clemson (Upset special!!!)
Memphis over Texas-Arlington
That's a grand total of 10/16, or .625. Terrible for a single day of the first round. Then again, it's pretty incredible that both of the 12 seeds and both of the 13 seeds won. I wonder if that's ever happened before. Apparently 51 people in the ESPN tournament challenge are 100% right so far which is also pretty amazing given the circumstances. Vegas Watch says the odds of going 64/64 with your tournament picks are "One in around 7.2 trillion. Ouch. If you did this 300 million times, there's a 1 in 23,924 chance that you'd go 64/64 in one. If you did it 6 billion times, it's 1 in 1,197."
Anyhow, the UCONN and WKU games were both particularly exciting, so hopefully that will create some more good matchups on Sunday. But for now here are my picks for tomorrow's matchups:
Duke over West Virginia
Kansas State over Wisconsin (Upset Special!!! Also I hate the Badgers with a passion!)
Xavier over Purdue
Notre Dame over Washington State (Upset Special!!!)
Stanford over Marquette
Kansas over UNLV
Pitt over Michigan State
UCLA over Texas A&M
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Here's something I heard today that I want to share but I know nobody else will actually listen to: The Most Unwanted Song. In 1996, Dave Soldier and Komar & Melamid undertook a project to try and quantify music to create both the most desired and the most undesired songs in the world, based on polling about what kind of genres, lyrics, instrumentation, and similar things that people liked and disliked.
The Most Wanted Song is a pretty boring pop song you could hear on any adult contemporary station, but The Most Unwanted Song is quite the adventure. It starts off with a harmonica/harp cowboy-style intro and segues into an opera singer rapping over tuba beats. It has accordions and bagpipes and childrens' choirs singing about holidays and telling you to "do all your shopping at Wal-Mart!" It's 22 minutes of some of the most incredible sounds you will ever hear. You can listen to it here:
And if you liked it that much, download it here. God how I'd love to play this on WKNC.
"Ramadan, Ramadan, lots of praying with no breakfast!"
END OF BLOG POST
Friday, March 21, 2008
THE BLOG IS BACK
So I've been pretty busy lately and I admit that I have not tended to the ol' blog as I really intended to when I started doing this again. But I will try to rectify the situation!
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IN POLITICS and tangentially in religion, I don't know if people still care about this issue anymore or not with the whole passport issue apparently taking root in the media now, but the full videos of the Jeremiah Wright sermons with the controversial soundbytes have been released and it's amazing how anti-American and racist they really aren't. I don't claim to know all that much about religion and what typically goes on in most churches, but I didn't find a lot to be outraged about here. If you still have concerns about this, please watch the following:
I'll grant you that the bit about injecting black people with HIV is factually incorrect, but technically I guess that did happen with syphilis...
By the way, I really like Rachel Maddow these days. Very sharp political commentary and the patience to deal with Pat Buchanan on MSNBC on a regular basis. Rachel, if you ever decide you like guys, let's get hitched, okay?
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IN SPORTS I really haven't been following the NCAA tournament at all since this year's abysmal, no-heart-havin' NC State Turdpack pretty much made it impossible to enjoy basketball. JJ Hickson is gone, Gavin Grant is gone, and Sidney Lowe has just now gotten around to saying that maybe Brandon Costner should lose some weight. Add that to the fact that we still won't have a high-level ACC point guard or shooting guard next year and it's enough to make you sick. However, I understand that today Duke just barely squeaked by against a college for country music singers and the only upset of the day came with Kansas State beating USC (aka Michael Beasley beating OJ Mayo) which really isn't all that surprising. I guess I was kinda rooting for Baylor though.
As for tomorrow's games I'll take...
Tennessee over American
Davidson over Gonzaga (Upset special!!!)
Miami over Saint Mary's
Drake over Western Kentucky
Butler over South Alabama
Georgetown over UMBC
Texas over Austin Peay
UCONN over San Diego
UNC over Mount St. Mary's
---
IN POLITICS and tangentially in religion, I don't know if people still care about this issue anymore or not with the whole passport issue apparently taking root in the media now, but the full videos of the Jeremiah Wright sermons with the controversial soundbytes have been released and it's amazing how anti-American and racist they really aren't. I don't claim to know all that much about religion and what typically goes on in most churches, but I didn't find a lot to be outraged about here. If you still have concerns about this, please watch the following:
I'll grant you that the bit about injecting black people with HIV is factually incorrect, but technically I guess that did happen with syphilis...
By the way, I really like Rachel Maddow these days. Very sharp political commentary and the patience to deal with Pat Buchanan on MSNBC on a regular basis. Rachel, if you ever decide you like guys, let's get hitched, okay?
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IN SPORTS I really haven't been following the NCAA tournament at all since this year's abysmal, no-heart-havin' NC State Turdpack pretty much made it impossible to enjoy basketball. JJ Hickson is gone, Gavin Grant is gone, and Sidney Lowe has just now gotten around to saying that maybe Brandon Costner should lose some weight. Add that to the fact that we still won't have a high-level ACC point guard or shooting guard next year and it's enough to make you sick. However, I understand that today Duke just barely squeaked by against a college for country music singers and the only upset of the day came with Kansas State beating USC (aka Michael Beasley beating OJ Mayo) which really isn't all that surprising. I guess I was kinda rooting for Baylor though.
As for tomorrow's games I'll take...
Tennessee over American
Davidson over Gonzaga (Upset special!!!)
Miami over Saint Mary's
Drake over Western Kentucky
Butler over South Alabama
Georgetown over UMBC
Texas over Austin Peay
UCONN over San Diego
UNC over Mount St. Mary's
St. Joseph's over Oklahoma (Upset special!!!)
Vanderbilt over Siena
Oregon over Mississippi State
Indiana over Arkansas
Louisville over Boise State
Villanova over Clemson (Upset special!!!)
Memphis over Texas-Arlington
Not too many bold picks in there, but then again, it's the first round.
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MUSIC NEWS: Well I guess I don't really have that much actual news but the new Man Man CD that comes out on April 8 is awesome. Also, there is some band called Does It Offend You, Yeah? that obviously has a terrible name but some cool songs. Also worth listening to! Finally, Hercules and Love Affair have released a debut album that sounds like some straight up 70s disco and quite frankly I think we need much more of that. And you can listen to songs from all three of these bands' albums IN THIS VERY BLOG so do it okay:
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WHATEVER ELSE IS LEFT:
I've been reading some really good food blogs lately and thought I would share with all 2 of you who actually read this thing in case you want to try making delicious foodstuffs or just learn more about food or look at pretty pictures like these:
And now it is bedtime.
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Vanderbilt over Siena
Oregon over Mississippi State
Indiana over Arkansas
Louisville over Boise State
Villanova over Clemson (Upset special!!!)
Memphis over Texas-Arlington
Not too many bold picks in there, but then again, it's the first round.
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MUSIC NEWS: Well I guess I don't really have that much actual news but the new Man Man CD that comes out on April 8 is awesome. Also, there is some band called Does It Offend You, Yeah? that obviously has a terrible name but some cool songs. Also worth listening to! Finally, Hercules and Love Affair have released a debut album that sounds like some straight up 70s disco and quite frankly I think we need much more of that. And you can listen to songs from all three of these bands' albums IN THIS VERY BLOG so do it okay:
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WHATEVER ELSE IS LEFT:
I've been reading some really good food blogs lately and thought I would share with all 2 of you who actually read this thing in case you want to try making delicious foodstuffs or just learn more about food or look at pretty pictures like these:
- The Kitchn: This site has recipes, food news, sporadic book recommendations, cookware news and more. Very interesting to look at even if you don't plan to cook anything. Updated daily.
- Smitten Kitchen: Mostly recipes and general cooking advice, but they have some pretty cool links and whatnot, like this one, which allows you to search over 2000 food blogs for recipes: http://foodblogsearch.com/ Updated every few days.
- Simply Recipes: Pretty much what it sounds like. A little fancier than the other stuff here, I guess. Probably for true foodies only, but worth a look. Updated every few days.
- The Pioneer Woman Cooks: Recipes from a middle-aged housewife who seems like she went out of her way to be an awesome chef in her 20s and has gotten to the point where she knows all the shortcuts and has made it much easier. Some of this stuff looks awesome. Highly recommended! Updated every week or two.
- Use Real Butter: This one is more like a personal blog than one specifically about food, but they do have some recipes and awesome food photography. This lady's camera is extremely balleriffic.
And now it is bedtime.
END OF BLOG POST
Sunday, March 2, 2008
I bought the planet on Bamzu.com
So the other night I'm watching CNN when I see an ad for these Zorbeez super-absorbent towels that can basically suck up the entire ocean. Then an ad to help old people get a reverse mortgage. Then one for the Mantis garden tiller. Then one for a personal sound amplifier. Then one for Globe Life Insurance. What do all these have in common? Bamzu.com. Every single one of these products could be found at Bamzu.com.
Amazon doesn't let me buy life insurance, so I figured it would be worth a look. Apparently, Bamzu is owned by Ted Turner and only advertises on Turner networks (perhaps not coincidentally, it seems that very few others advertise on Turner networks). Further investigation shows that it's sort of an As-Seen-On-TV hub where there are links to pretty much every product that's advertised on those channels, which isn't quite as fun as I was hoping. Nevertheless, if I were selling life insurance, I don't think I'd want somebody to be able to buy a garden tiller from the same place.
I've actually seen some As-Seen-On-TV stores around, but none featured the selection and all-round inanity of Bamzu. Why, just take a look at some of your options here:
Bible on DVD
Black Forest Decor
Blazin' Reggae
BLENDY PENS
.
.
.
HARRY CONNICK, JR.
Hat World/Lids
HIP HOP GOLD
hobbytron
.
.
.
KIDZ BOP 10
KIDZ BOP 11
KIDZ BOP 12
Kidz Bop 13
KIDZ BOP 5
KIDZ BOP 6
KIDZ BOP 7
KIDZ BOP 8
KIDZ BOP 9
.
.
.
SUNDAY SCHOOL JAMZ
Sunsetters
Super Jeweler
SWEATING IN THE SPIRIT
Thanks Bamzu.com, I came for the KIDZ BOP 12 and BLENDY PENS, but I stayed for SWEATING IN THE SPIRIT!
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Amazon doesn't let me buy life insurance, so I figured it would be worth a look. Apparently, Bamzu is owned by Ted Turner and only advertises on Turner networks (perhaps not coincidentally, it seems that very few others advertise on Turner networks). Further investigation shows that it's sort of an As-Seen-On-TV hub where there are links to pretty much every product that's advertised on those channels, which isn't quite as fun as I was hoping. Nevertheless, if I were selling life insurance, I don't think I'd want somebody to be able to buy a garden tiller from the same place.
I've actually seen some As-Seen-On-TV stores around, but none featured the selection and all-round inanity of Bamzu. Why, just take a look at some of your options here:
Bible on DVD
Black Forest Decor
Blazin' Reggae
BLENDY PENS
.
.
.
HARRY CONNICK, JR.
Hat World/Lids
HIP HOP GOLD
hobbytron
.
.
.
KIDZ BOP 10
KIDZ BOP 11
KIDZ BOP 12
Kidz Bop 13
KIDZ BOP 5
KIDZ BOP 6
KIDZ BOP 7
KIDZ BOP 8
KIDZ BOP 9
.
.
.
SUNDAY SCHOOL JAMZ
Sunsetters
Super Jeweler
SWEATING IN THE SPIRIT
Thanks Bamzu.com, I came for the KIDZ BOP 12 and BLENDY PENS, but I stayed for SWEATING IN THE SPIRIT!
END OF BLOG POST
Sunday, February 24, 2008
Good god this thing is way out of date
So my last post was on the 4th, right after the Super Bowl. I've actually updated my essay for class a couple times, but I guess you wouldn't read that every time you pop by here, would you?
Anyway. This is a little late but I just wanted to write a bit about the trip I took a couple weeks ago. Part of this might actually make its way into an essay at some point as well, so might as well go ahead and type it out, right?
So yeah, two weeks ago, I went to the Obama rally in Virginia Beach, VA, where it turns out he won pretty big. I heard about the thing on Friday, drove home on Saturday, and came back Sunday night. I think I've mentioned here before that this is the first time I've ever cared this much about politics. I mean, I watched the debates and voted in 2004, but this time around, it feels a lot more important. Case in point: if you told 18-year-old me that I'd break plans to get frisky with a cute girl in favor of going to a political rally I'd have slapped your mouth and called you crazy. But as it stands, this seemed like a potential once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to see my generation's JFK and one of the best orators today speak, so off I went. My good friends Ping and Davis came along, which is interesting since Ping can't vote and Davis refuses to on the grounds that one vote won't make a difference. C'est la vie.
We had dinner with my parents and grandparents on Saturday, the night before the rally. Mom made burgers, which were pretty awesome as usual, although no one seemed to approve of my putting chips on the burger, but whatever, I like that extra crunch. In any case, my grandmother clearly didn't approve when I told her why I'd come home. "You mean to tell me you drove all this way to go listen to those idiots?!" she said. I asked what idiots she was referring to, but she just glared at me. A while later, mom told me that my grandma wanted to vote for Romney because she thought he was "a hunk," and when he dropped out of the race, she switched over to Hillary. Clearly, she's very concerned about the issues.
We didn't know what the lines would be like Sunday, given the reports of ridiculous overflow at arenas all over the country, so we got to the Convention Center early--the doors opened at 5:30 and we got there at 1:00. There were only about 20 people in line, and it looked like they might have camped there overnight, so we walked down to the oceanfront. It was actually my first time at the Virginia Beach oceanfront, and while the boardwalk was nice, I didn't really find a lot to like. There were "no swearing" signs all over the streets, which seemed a bit fascist. It was also extremely windy, and we all got quite a bit of sand in our eyes and hair. And of course, being a Sunday in February, almost everything was closed. We allowed ourselves to get sandblasted for half an hour or so, and headed back to the line. By the time we got back, there were 50 or so queued up, so we decided to go ahead and wait it out. This proved to be a good idea: within an hour, a few hundred people had showed up. An hour after that, there were about a thousand. By 5:00, several thousand were in a line that snaked all the way around the building. The final count in attendance was about 18,000, and we were in the first hundred. I tried to get some pictures of the crowd, but I only had my mom's little purple camera and they all came out blurry. Ping and Davis laughed hysterically at me for even bothering to bring such an effeminate little camera. "Put that thing away son, leave this one to the big boys," Davis said. Nevertheless, it was pretty overwhelming to see so many people standing out in the cold just to see one man speak. And judging by the murmurs I heard in the crowd, we all had the feeling that we were seeing a part of history.
When the doors opened and we got through security, Ping and Davis secured a spot near the railing while I went to the bathroom. I was washing my hands when I heard Davis yell, "Hey, if you hurry your ass up, we can get a seat in the bleachers." I didn't even bother drying my hands, just wiped them on my pants, and a large, Secret Service-looking fellow escorted us past the railing and we took a seat in the 4th or 5th row. A man in the crowd asked if we were young Democrats.
"Uh... not officially," I told him. "We go to NC State. We drove up for the rally yesterday, but we're not with any particular group."
"You guys are in college?" He turned to the lady sitting next to him. "Did we ever look that young?" he asked.
We waited another couple hours for the rally to begin, during which time, they played the same seven or eight songs over and over. This selection included Kanye West's "Touch the Sky," which is basically about spending too much money, but I digress. A woman in the crowd in front of the stage sang the chorus to "Signed, Sealed, Delivered" every time it played. At first, people slowly trickled into the arena after clearing the metal detectors, but around 7:00 someone opened a back door into a gated area farther from the stage and thousands rushed in steadily until they reached capacity. Some still got turned away at the door. Meanwhile, volunteers started handing out signs for us to wave for the camera. The red ones said "STAND FOR CHANGE" and the blue ones said "CHANGE WE CAN BELIEVE IN." I got a blue one. The signs smelled oddly like maple syrup and celery.
The rally finally started around 8:00, half an hour late, and the first speaker was a former Republican who had switched her affiliation in order to vote for Obama in the primary. She was visibly nervous, and when she said she was a Republican, the crowd booed her, which I thought was a little tacky. Her speech was brief and unmemorable, but she did a good job warming the crowd up after her initial setback. After her speech, the announcer came on to introduce the man we'd all been waiting for... Virginia Governor Tim Caine. The disappointment in the room was palpable, but the crowd cheered anyway. Caine talked about the importance of Virginia being a blue state for the first time since Carter, which made me a little sad since, being from NC, I probably won't get a chance to vote in our primary and we have almost no chance of going Democrat in the general. However, Caine admittedly did a great job of hyping up the crowd even further, then personally introduced Obama as U2's "City of Blinding Lights" started playing.
Obama came out to thunderous applause and shook a few hands along the entrance railing before taking the stage. He gave the same basic stump speech I'd heard six or seven times before, but it was still electrifying to hear him speak. He talked about the usual policy points--Iraq, healthcare, fuel efficiency, college tuition grants for public service--but I was glad to hear so much about policy. I tried to do my part and look extra enthusiastic for the camera, raising my sign at appropriate times and clapping every time it seemed even remotely plausible. Some people in the bleachers behind me sounded like they were in church, shouting things like "Tell em, Barack!" and "That's right, Barack!" and "Lay down some truth on 'em!" At the end of the speech, a girl fainted and Obama called for an EMT and asked that everyone give her some air. It felt more like a rock concert than a political rally.
He left the stage and started shaking hands. A large line had already formed around the railing in front of the bleachers, but I knew what I had to do. I rushed down to the floor, but I was blocked by a phalanx of supporters. I looked left and couldn't find an opening. To my right was a spot that was only two people deep. I scrambled for the opening, turning sideways to stretch my hand out between the the hands of the two in front of me. I was just in time: he shook my hand, and I said, "Thank you, Senator!" like a little girl meeting the Beatles. I can't wash this hand again now, I thought. It has the germs of hope and change in Washington on it.
Obviously, the race is still far from over, but I really believe that I shook the hand of the next President of the United States. The swell of support around the country is truly a movement at this point, and I'm proud to be a part of it, no matter how small. Win or lose, I think Obama's already done a lot to get new people involved in politics, and should he be elected, I think it would do a lot to restore people's faith in politics and our standing in the world. I know that, at least in the internet communities I usually visit (read: Something Awful) basically everyone outside the US supports Obama. I've seen Canadians and Europeans saying they wished they were American so they could vote for him. I can't think of another time I've seen Canadians and Europeans wish they were American.
Anyway. This is a little late but I just wanted to write a bit about the trip I took a couple weeks ago. Part of this might actually make its way into an essay at some point as well, so might as well go ahead and type it out, right?
So yeah, two weeks ago, I went to the Obama rally in Virginia Beach, VA, where it turns out he won pretty big. I heard about the thing on Friday, drove home on Saturday, and came back Sunday night. I think I've mentioned here before that this is the first time I've ever cared this much about politics. I mean, I watched the debates and voted in 2004, but this time around, it feels a lot more important. Case in point: if you told 18-year-old me that I'd break plans to get frisky with a cute girl in favor of going to a political rally I'd have slapped your mouth and called you crazy. But as it stands, this seemed like a potential once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to see my generation's JFK and one of the best orators today speak, so off I went. My good friends Ping and Davis came along, which is interesting since Ping can't vote and Davis refuses to on the grounds that one vote won't make a difference. C'est la vie.
We had dinner with my parents and grandparents on Saturday, the night before the rally. Mom made burgers, which were pretty awesome as usual, although no one seemed to approve of my putting chips on the burger, but whatever, I like that extra crunch. In any case, my grandmother clearly didn't approve when I told her why I'd come home. "You mean to tell me you drove all this way to go listen to those idiots?!" she said. I asked what idiots she was referring to, but she just glared at me. A while later, mom told me that my grandma wanted to vote for Romney because she thought he was "a hunk," and when he dropped out of the race, she switched over to Hillary. Clearly, she's very concerned about the issues.
We didn't know what the lines would be like Sunday, given the reports of ridiculous overflow at arenas all over the country, so we got to the Convention Center early--the doors opened at 5:30 and we got there at 1:00. There were only about 20 people in line, and it looked like they might have camped there overnight, so we walked down to the oceanfront. It was actually my first time at the Virginia Beach oceanfront, and while the boardwalk was nice, I didn't really find a lot to like. There were "no swearing" signs all over the streets, which seemed a bit fascist. It was also extremely windy, and we all got quite a bit of sand in our eyes and hair. And of course, being a Sunday in February, almost everything was closed. We allowed ourselves to get sandblasted for half an hour or so, and headed back to the line. By the time we got back, there were 50 or so queued up, so we decided to go ahead and wait it out. This proved to be a good idea: within an hour, a few hundred people had showed up. An hour after that, there were about a thousand. By 5:00, several thousand were in a line that snaked all the way around the building. The final count in attendance was about 18,000, and we were in the first hundred. I tried to get some pictures of the crowd, but I only had my mom's little purple camera and they all came out blurry. Ping and Davis laughed hysterically at me for even bothering to bring such an effeminate little camera. "Put that thing away son, leave this one to the big boys," Davis said. Nevertheless, it was pretty overwhelming to see so many people standing out in the cold just to see one man speak. And judging by the murmurs I heard in the crowd, we all had the feeling that we were seeing a part of history.
When the doors opened and we got through security, Ping and Davis secured a spot near the railing while I went to the bathroom. I was washing my hands when I heard Davis yell, "Hey, if you hurry your ass up, we can get a seat in the bleachers." I didn't even bother drying my hands, just wiped them on my pants, and a large, Secret Service-looking fellow escorted us past the railing and we took a seat in the 4th or 5th row. A man in the crowd asked if we were young Democrats.
"Uh... not officially," I told him. "We go to NC State. We drove up for the rally yesterday, but we're not with any particular group."
"You guys are in college?" He turned to the lady sitting next to him. "Did we ever look that young?" he asked.
We waited another couple hours for the rally to begin, during which time, they played the same seven or eight songs over and over. This selection included Kanye West's "Touch the Sky," which is basically about spending too much money, but I digress. A woman in the crowd in front of the stage sang the chorus to "Signed, Sealed, Delivered" every time it played. At first, people slowly trickled into the arena after clearing the metal detectors, but around 7:00 someone opened a back door into a gated area farther from the stage and thousands rushed in steadily until they reached capacity. Some still got turned away at the door. Meanwhile, volunteers started handing out signs for us to wave for the camera. The red ones said "STAND FOR CHANGE" and the blue ones said "CHANGE WE CAN BELIEVE IN." I got a blue one. The signs smelled oddly like maple syrup and celery.
The rally finally started around 8:00, half an hour late, and the first speaker was a former Republican who had switched her affiliation in order to vote for Obama in the primary. She was visibly nervous, and when she said she was a Republican, the crowd booed her, which I thought was a little tacky. Her speech was brief and unmemorable, but she did a good job warming the crowd up after her initial setback. After her speech, the announcer came on to introduce the man we'd all been waiting for... Virginia Governor Tim Caine. The disappointment in the room was palpable, but the crowd cheered anyway. Caine talked about the importance of Virginia being a blue state for the first time since Carter, which made me a little sad since, being from NC, I probably won't get a chance to vote in our primary and we have almost no chance of going Democrat in the general. However, Caine admittedly did a great job of hyping up the crowd even further, then personally introduced Obama as U2's "City of Blinding Lights" started playing.
Obama came out to thunderous applause and shook a few hands along the entrance railing before taking the stage. He gave the same basic stump speech I'd heard six or seven times before, but it was still electrifying to hear him speak. He talked about the usual policy points--Iraq, healthcare, fuel efficiency, college tuition grants for public service--but I was glad to hear so much about policy. I tried to do my part and look extra enthusiastic for the camera, raising my sign at appropriate times and clapping every time it seemed even remotely plausible. Some people in the bleachers behind me sounded like they were in church, shouting things like "Tell em, Barack!" and "That's right, Barack!" and "Lay down some truth on 'em!" At the end of the speech, a girl fainted and Obama called for an EMT and asked that everyone give her some air. It felt more like a rock concert than a political rally.
He left the stage and started shaking hands. A large line had already formed around the railing in front of the bleachers, but I knew what I had to do. I rushed down to the floor, but I was blocked by a phalanx of supporters. I looked left and couldn't find an opening. To my right was a spot that was only two people deep. I scrambled for the opening, turning sideways to stretch my hand out between the the hands of the two in front of me. I was just in time: he shook my hand, and I said, "Thank you, Senator!" like a little girl meeting the Beatles. I can't wash this hand again now, I thought. It has the germs of hope and change in Washington on it.
Obviously, the race is still far from over, but I really believe that I shook the hand of the next President of the United States. The swell of support around the country is truly a movement at this point, and I'm proud to be a part of it, no matter how small. Win or lose, I think Obama's already done a lot to get new people involved in politics, and should he be elected, I think it would do a lot to restore people's faith in politics and our standing in the world. I know that, at least in the internet communities I usually visit (read: Something Awful) basically everyone outside the US supports Obama. I've seen Canadians and Europeans saying they wished they were American so they could vote for him. I can't think of another time I've seen Canadians and Europeans wish they were American.
Monday, February 4, 2008
Well I didn't see that coming
Eli Manning is your World Champion and Super Bowl MVP. Maybe it could have been Philip Rivers had he and Tomlinson had working knees.
The Giants win the Super Bowl. Tom Brady sucks. Black is white, up is down.
There was an all-new House and Kumar saved the day.
Laurence Maroney is the best player in New England Patriots history.
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Speaking of things I didn't see coming, tomorrow it Super Tuesday and there's been a massive overnight bump for Obama... the latest CNN poll has him up 49-46 nationally over Clinton and every poll has him up in California anywhere from 1 to 8 points. However, there's no indication how much of this is early ballot voters (possibly 20% of California's voters) having "buyer's remorse" and saying they support Obama now when they already cast their vote for Clinton. In any case, it seems like his support is still quite strong there. The rally last night with Michelle Obama, Oprah, Carolina Kennedy, and Maria Shriver seems to have done some good.
Here's hoping for two stories in a row of the underdog beating the inevitable 2-touchdown favorite.
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It's kinda boring in the studio when I'm on the radio so listen to me and make some requests or something. wknc.org Mondays 10-11AM.
The Giants win the Super Bowl. Tom Brady sucks. Black is white, up is down.
There was an all-new House and Kumar saved the day.
Laurence Maroney is the best player in New England Patriots history.
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Speaking of things I didn't see coming, tomorrow it Super Tuesday and there's been a massive overnight bump for Obama... the latest CNN poll has him up 49-46 nationally over Clinton and every poll has him up in California anywhere from 1 to 8 points. However, there's no indication how much of this is early ballot voters (possibly 20% of California's voters) having "buyer's remorse" and saying they support Obama now when they already cast their vote for Clinton. In any case, it seems like his support is still quite strong there. The rally last night with Michelle Obama, Oprah, Carolina Kennedy, and Maria Shriver seems to have done some good.
Here's hoping for two stories in a row of the underdog beating the inevitable 2-touchdown favorite.
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It's kinda boring in the studio when I'm on the radio so listen to me and make some requests or something. wknc.org Mondays 10-11AM.
Sunday, February 3, 2008
The Superest Bowl of all
I'm fake-rooting for the Patriots this year because I demand perfection and I don't think the Giants really have a chance anyway. It's not really an ideal matchup; Favre/Brady or Rivers/Manning would have been infinitely better, although Rivers wouldn't have been able to play anyway since he no longer has knees. As for the current game, I'm gonna predict 38-13 Patriots. I also predict that the commercials will be disappointing for the third year in a row. Maybe the writers' strike will give somebody a chance to write a decent Super Bowl commercial.
Anyway, I figured I'd get everybody hyped up with some Patriots videos that I was shown. If this don't get you hype then you don't have a pulse, brother!
THE PATRIOTS AND WE
SKIN THE BEARS
HERE WE GO PATRIOTS
Okay and here are some with a mentally ill Asian woman with what I can only assume are breast implants:
And here's a chimp in a suit just to be thorough:
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Ok anyway so that's the Super Bowl. This year I'm honestly more concerned about Super Tuesday, and less sure about what' s going to happen. Obama's been trending upwards, but sinc the 31st, Hillary has a 7-11% bump in the polls and nobody really knows why, since it appeared that the Edwards voters mostly went with Obama right after Edwards dropped out. In any case, that's a national poll, and only the 22 Super Tuesday states really matter right now... and Obama reportedly has a 1 point lead in CA, has tied the gap in NJ, and is up 20 in GA. California and New Jersey were supposed to go overwhelmingly to Clinton, so if true, these are all good signs.
If you are reading this you probably know I'm overwhelmingly pro-Obama and you don't really care but I think America has a chance right now to start changing the nature of its politics and save some face in the world.
If you need to be appealed to in terms of policy, please read this: http://www.barackobama.com/issues/
If you need to be appealed to in terms of emotional response and star power, please watch this:
"We have been told we cannot do this by a chorus of cynics...they will only grow louder and more dissonant... We've been asked to pause for a reality check. We've been warned against offering the people of this nation false hope.
But in the unlikely story that is America, there has never been anything false about hope."
If you can't get behind that, then I just don't know man.
END OF BLOG POST
Anyway, I figured I'd get everybody hyped up with some Patriots videos that I was shown. If this don't get you hype then you don't have a pulse, brother!
THE PATRIOTS AND WE
SKIN THE BEARS
HERE WE GO PATRIOTS
Okay and here are some with a mentally ill Asian woman with what I can only assume are breast implants:
And here's a chimp in a suit just to be thorough:
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Ok anyway so that's the Super Bowl. This year I'm honestly more concerned about Super Tuesday, and less sure about what' s going to happen. Obama's been trending upwards, but sinc the 31st, Hillary has a 7-11% bump in the polls and nobody really knows why, since it appeared that the Edwards voters mostly went with Obama right after Edwards dropped out. In any case, that's a national poll, and only the 22 Super Tuesday states really matter right now... and Obama reportedly has a 1 point lead in CA, has tied the gap in NJ, and is up 20 in GA. California and New Jersey were supposed to go overwhelmingly to Clinton, so if true, these are all good signs.
If you are reading this you probably know I'm overwhelmingly pro-Obama and you don't really care but I think America has a chance right now to start changing the nature of its politics and save some face in the world.
If you need to be appealed to in terms of policy, please read this: http://www.barackobama.com/issues/
If you need to be appealed to in terms of emotional response and star power, please watch this:
"We have been told we cannot do this by a chorus of cynics...they will only grow louder and more dissonant... We've been asked to pause for a reality check. We've been warned against offering the people of this nation false hope.
But in the unlikely story that is America, there has never been anything false about hope."
If you can't get behind that, then I just don't know man.
END OF BLOG POST
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